June 24, 2004

Yahoo! News – Mutation Found in ‘Muscle Man’ Toddler

On the one hand, it feels like the first wave of the “X-Men” is finally here. On the other, the horror of the Ubermensch has arrived.

In either case, this child needs an agent now to help him reap the windfall marketing endorsements he should be able to line up. Of course, this will be until our society determines he is really a “freak” and then turns on him (much like we did to Michael Jackson).

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